tylfly
11-23-2007, 09:18 AM
I few years ago I heard a hilarious story/riddle in the bar and a couple days ago one of the guys I work with mentioned a line from it that I remember and I was wondering if anybody has heard it, knows the whole thing or knows where I can find it.
the 2 lines I remember go something like this:
"as the knights were sitting about the round table slinging feces and other dung, for in those days bullsh*t wasn't invented yet. they were talking about the queen who was up in her room with arthritis, is that greek bastard back again...."
"tickles said david. What ticles said the executioner? testicles said david, thus scoring one point with the common crowd..."
this story takes 5 to 10 minutes to say and these quotes could be slighlty off. Any ideas?
the 2 lines I remember go something like this:
"as the knights were sitting about the round table slinging feces and other dung, for in those days bullsh*t wasn't invented yet. they were talking about the queen who was up in her room with arthritis, is that greek bastard back again...."
"tickles said david. What ticles said the executioner? testicles said david, thus scoring one point with the common crowd..."
this story takes 5 to 10 minutes to say and these quotes could be slighlty off. Any ideas?